Total Medals Earned: 111 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,810 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 14/17 (380/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
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Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Medals Earned: 10/20 (135/500 points)
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Pull your first piece
Buy one tongue level
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Learn a new recepie
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks
Medals Earned: 3/11 (110/435 points)
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 14/30 (90/425 points)
Completed the first level! WOW!
Completed level 2!
Completed level 3!
Completed level 4!
Completed level 5!
Completed level 6!
Completed level 7!
Completed level 8!
Completed level 9!
Completed level 10!
Completed level 11!
Completed level 12!
Completed level 13!
Completed level 14!
Halfway There! Completed level 15!
Completed level 16!
Completed level 17!
Completed level 18!
Completed level 19!
Completed level 20!
Completed level 21!
Completed level 22!
Completed level 23!
Completed level 24!
Completed level 25!
Completed level 26!
Completed level 27!
Completed level 28!
Completed level 29!
Completed the final level!
Medals Earned: 15/20 (270/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 7/41 (55/1,000 points)
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Make the cursor fabulous
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